"The Dudesons are Finland's Answer to Jackass": Notes on Sweden
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Swedish television news anchors stand.
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We went and got some water from a spring in the forest. I spilled a lot of it in Mattias' Volvo.
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For Easter Swedish children tie pink and yellow feathers in the trees. An Easter tree. They also dress as witches and go door to door for candy. But I've discussed that fact countless times before in this forum.
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Watched Colbert's White House Press Club speech on Google Video. Mattias hadn't heard about Cheney shooting that guy in the face.
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I saw a Miro owl through a window at Bukowski's Auctions in Stockholm. I wasn't bidding so they wouldn't let me in.
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The elevator at Nordiska Museet is "under reconstruction."
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The first thing I see at the Nordiska Museet is Jorma Toivonen's collection of vintage Swedish erotica. Then I saw Jonas Persson's collection of 2,500 lozenge boxes and Anders Grande's 2,500 Kinder Egg toys.
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Smoked eel at the meat market. I mean, an entire smoked eel.
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The crackers ate the Vasa Museet cafe were not, as I originally read, "Free from Gwen," but, rather, "Free from Gluten." So I had to pay for them and withdrew my kind thoughts about "Gwen."
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Mattias grows his own alfalfa sprouts. I want to do that.
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Yellow-bellied birds.
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My bag was delayed and the worker for SAS told me, "You should know, as an American, your countrymen are the worst for lost baggage in the world. They never send a fax when the bag is found..." I told Mattias that I didn't tip the guy who brought my suitcase (36 hours after my arrival) in a truck. He said, "We never tip in Sweden. This is a modern country; he makes a decent wage."
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Young Swedish women wear tons of dark eye shadow.
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For a brief jet lagged moment I completely lost any sense of what time of day it was. Weird feeling.
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Rowdy football fans on train from Upsalla back to Stockholm wearing scarves with their team's colors, drinking beer, singing fight songs. One yelled some joke, the only word of which I recognized was "Kinder Eggs." On the news that night: Trouble in the streets.
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When I went to visit Mikael in Upsalla he showed me the series of photographs he took of former prisoners in Kazakhstan. He lived in a village there for six months. Lots of the subjects were Chechen refugees. Not quite Borat.
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The guy who worked at the ice cream shop where we went in Upsalla had claimed to Mikael that they supplied the the Nobel banquet. I was excited. But the claim seemed less likely as that same guy dropped half my scoop on the glass counter and then picked in up with his fingers, put it back on my cone...
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Exhibition of Sally Mann photos at the Culture House, several of which were banned in the States, the portraits of her kids in the buff. The only shocking thing was that they're considered shocking. Not that they're not powerful on their own terms.
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"Half four" is 3:30.
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Gustav from Dungen practices DJ scratching for hours every day now.
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Mattias' father the psychologist called on the phone, mentioned he was about to take a phobic patient on a walk across a bridge.
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Someone bought Johan's daughter a Pippi Longstocking wig.
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Saw a raven. Odin had two ravens so it's a big deal bird in Sweden.
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Swedish grocery store cash registers, no drawer. You pay by dropping your coins in a slot. The bills come shooting out little chutes.
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Mattias' next door neighbor is a shaman.
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They advertise caviar on TV. It comes in a tube.
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Last year there was a crop circle next to the church near where we dropped Noa at a party.
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Noa's painter father was friends with the Incredible String Band. And with Trad, Gras och Stenar. Met lots of people who know them. That's the thing about the freak scene of a small country.
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"American Sauce" is hamburger sauce. In a tube.
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"The Original Taste of America" read the two liter bottle of Imperial brand chocolate-banana soda, Statue of Liberty on the label.
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